Cedar Sweep I'm not stupid

As the boy asked what happened to her leg, Sky decided a short story might not do any harm. "Oh, my leg.... Well... It's a bit of an odd story, I suppose." She gave a small chuckle before continuing. "I was wandering around, just doing my own thing..." He wouldn't know what a heat was, would he? Nevermind, she'd just leave that part out. "A stranger came over to me, wanting me to submit. For what reason I don't know." The dove frowned as she recounted the tale. "Well, I didn't submit and instead made a joke that he didn't find very funny. He was a bit grumpy." 

She inwardly grinned at the thought. Okay, she had lost a leg... but it had been funny. The encounter, not the loss of the limb. "We argued for a bit and then started fighting." She wouldn't go into too much detail on that, because it wasn't necessary. "He ended up grabbing my leg - and literally pulled it off." The woman was still not really sure why it had happened. "I got away, kind of, but he just walked off with my leg." Okay, it was kind of funny, in a gross, weird way. He literally picked up her leg and left.