Iktome Plains love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

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You’d think someone who’s had a dick all their life would learn not to stick it in places where it didn’t belong. But Koji, bless his sexually frustrated soul, had gone and done it with the daughter of a particularly sadistic alpha. If you think about it you can’t really blame the poor guy for taking advantage the situation, I mean come on, it’s the season of love and he’s just reached the peak of his youth. But anyways back to the story, he had been mid “coming” when the angry papa had decided to come visit his darling daughter only to find her getting it doggy style. Needless to say, Koji pulled out so fast the poor dude got rug burn on his junk and ended up getting the hell out of dodge before the old man tried to castrate him.

And that’s how he ended up here, in the middle of absolutely nowhere like some protagonist in a horror film. His injury, if that’s what you want to call it, was healing slowly and limiting him to the same repetitive bullshit he had been doing since the first day he had arrived here. Sleep, hunt, walk, sleep, hunt, walk. It was getting boring and for Koji, who was the equivalent of that preppy high school cheerleader who lived off drama, a boring life simply wouldn’t do. So once he got his shit together, he set off into the sunset to try and find the Gretchen to his Regina self.