Redhawk Caldera The Way We Weren't

Ambassadoring means make sure that we have another dumb war, not date the boss.  He seemed pretty steadfast on that fact.  How many times had he stated he didn't want to be in more dumb wars?  Quite a few, he was sure.  Besides, that sounds like a good way to get booted from the pack -- screw something up, have a bad breakup, congrats, you need a new pack!  Ok, he hoped his relationships didn't go that way, at least, but there were certain things that stood out as a giant Bad Idea to him, and having anything other than a professionally friendly relationship with leadership sounded like it fell into that category.  Sure, things could work out one way or another, despite is preferences, but he was definitely not going out of his way in this case.

I guess most of the guys in the pack are pretty much her family too, aren't they?  There was that one other dude.. Uh.  Quixote didn't know his name, actually.  At least Finley and Elwood's kids were all pretty easy to recognize, at least in his opinion.  Something tells me, though, that if we tell random potential recruits that our alpha is single and we're trying to hook her up with someone, Towhee will feed us to the damn hawk.