Broken Boulder As long as I am not a butt worm

Guillotina walked alonside her friend that looked like a rock. She liked that he didn't talk too much more than her. Some people talked a lot and it eas hard to get a word in edgewise. Guillotina hated people like that. Really, no one gives a shit about you and your kids at their first communion, Kristina. Go home, youre drunk and it isn't even 10:30 in the morning. God. Communions arent even that special anyway. Just an excuse for a pasty pastor to grope 11 year old boys while their parents get smashed in the pews.

Guilotina thought a bird sounded good so she hunkered down as Steele did all the sniffing. She tried for a moment to smell stuff but got dirt on her nose and gave up. Guillotina looked at Steele expectantly. he delivered, right?