Kintla Flatlands That's just how I feel

Biggest family in the world, she mentally added to Viggo's quiet repetition, but somehow, Ptarmigan refrained from saying it out loud. Something about broadcasting her extended family to a stranger seemed wrong to her. Nevermind that Ptarmigan would broadcast just about anything to a complete stranger... Which is what she fully intended to do when he asked what she was doing alone.

“Well, it's awkward to poop with others watching you, so I tend to do it alone,” she quipped, even though she'd had no intention of pooping (and didn't care who watched). If anything could have made Ptarmigan less attractive, she wasn't certain what it was... Even though she thought it was a funny enough joke. “A pleasure, I'm sure. What brings such a pleasurable wolf out here? Surely some lady is waiting for you?” Not that she really cared. She was interested in admiring, and not really anything else.