damn right that was really gay of you, harrison - not something KT would have faulted him for, considering it was KT's expert and completely unbiased opinion that he was quite possibly the most sexy man alive.
a regular bruce willis, if you will.
it was really a shame KT didn't get to know that he inspired some very gay thoughts in harrison, because he would have teased harrison for that relentlessly -- and of course, his ego would have grown ten times its already swollen size. remaining woefully ignorant, KT was left to watch as harrison disappeared (and no, he didnt notice harrison's finely sculpted butt - he's not a tina, god) and waited patiently for harrison to reappear.
by patiently, i mean he started by tapping his paws, then bursting into a derisive song about a man that caused him to trip and almost drown, and then disappeared and left him like a child at a gas-station .... cue harrison reappearing, and KT flashing him the best damn smile he could: "oh, seven blessings to you," he said, having no idea what 'seven blessings' meant and honestly, barely even meaning it -- with one wide swing of his jaws, had devoured the raccoon corpse entirely. "thanks," he managed, gulping and licking his lips like a starved heathen.
KT had never been a particularly cultured man, so after that rough and shoddy thanks, he tumbled for home.
a regular bruce willis, if you will.
it was really a shame KT didn't get to know that he inspired some very gay thoughts in harrison, because he would have teased harrison for that relentlessly -- and of course, his ego would have grown ten times its already swollen size. remaining woefully ignorant, KT was left to watch as harrison disappeared (and no, he didnt notice harrison's finely sculpted butt - he's not a tina, god) and waited patiently for harrison to reappear.
by patiently, i mean he started by tapping his paws, then bursting into a derisive song about a man that caused him to trip and almost drown, and then disappeared and left him like a child at a gas-station .... cue harrison reappearing, and KT flashing him the best damn smile he could: "oh, seven blessings to you," he said, having no idea what 'seven blessings' meant and honestly, barely even meaning it -- with one wide swing of his jaws, had devoured the raccoon corpse entirely. "thanks," he managed, gulping and licking his lips like a starved heathen.
KT had never been a particularly cultured man, so after that rough and shoddy thanks, he tumbled for home.
but that hill keeps going
on and on
on and on
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