Haunted Wood so brave

Chip was only a little shook when he spoke, and for a second she thought the forest itself was speaking. After a hot second, though, she realized it was just a nice-lookin' hunk of meat. Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes? she asked rhetorically. Her eyes were not actually sore. They were just fine, thank you very much. Why would you want to scare little ol' me, anyway? I'm adorable, funny, smart, sexy, etcetera. Chip had no qualms about talking herself up, especially around hotties. And let's be honest, her standards were rock bottom, so everybody was hot to her. Not that they needed to know that.

I'm Chipmunk, by the way. Most call me Chip, though. What's your name, hot stuff?