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Jace said that monsters were real and Cthulhu believed him. He must have seen a cougar with his own eyes. Oh, how massive they must be! That they were around the same size as ordinary wolves would have baffled the poor batty wolf beyond comprehension. Thankfully, Jace made no mention of their size, and she was too caught up in knowing they really existed to ask.

"No monsters have manners," Cthulhu helpfully pointed out, "but this one like to see them anyway!" Jace was quick to change the subject, though, and clarified that his friend was attacked by a cougar. Though horror should have been Cthulhu's predominant emotion, instead she fixed Jace with that awful smile of hers. "That one's friend must be very special," she said, almost managing to sound wise as she did, "cougars are not known to attack just anyone. That's what Cthulhu's mum says!"