Big Salmon Lake THIS IS A ROBBERY

the bard runs, fish flailing in his clutch. with each step, chunks of loose salmon meat trickle behind a messy trail. he ignores her demands, infact his tail wags as his sprint turns into a glorious prance.
i thought ya wanted me to leave! what changed?

he comes to a halt on the opposite side of the lake. she'd catch up but he couldn't care less. it's the chase that's fun, anyways. the snow white maiden behind him fruitlessly commands that he let it go, but the mangy bard prefers the chase over the climax. aw c'mon.. your mama never taught ya that sharing is caring? i'll let ya take the tail and the other side of the belly if ya can agree to play nice. a promise he didn't intend to keep.

time may have passed, but one thing hasn't changed — he still loves to fuck with her.