Sleepy Fox Hollow piltover

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deflected like a gnat, what gives?!

uzumati's head tosses as he continues backing up with all the grace of a toploader; large, cumbersome, and absolutely about to unleash some logs final destination style on a bish.

he tilts his head to the side to keep big handsome in his peripherals -- partially out of disbelief, and partially out of hope his double barrel kick had swiss-cheesed his opponent. any minute now he'd topple -- the bigger they are the harder they fall, right?

next thing he knows two hooves are flying for his face -- in an effort to avoid being turned into a cadaver, uzumati pinned his ears and answered with another double barrel kick of his own. his only saving grace was his proximity -- since he had never stopped backing up, they remained rump to rump like two poorly contracted train cars.

upon collision, he felt himself forced forward. recovering in several steps, uzumati trotted in a large circle around the man to reassess his options. the kick hadn't been insignificant - he feels heat well in the meat of his haunch.

meatball here is too strong to take on head-on. uzumati's ears pin and he snorts. he would be better served waiting for the stallion to exhaust himself after several days of fretting over mares; then uzumati would slink in smooth as a tom cat, ready to kill some foals and impregnate their mothers.

with one last catty kick aimed towards the dark grey stallion, uzumati begins to lope away.