Redhawk Caldera Hippos Can't Ice-Fish

Before long, all he saw was a chocolatey glassy eyeball, before something told him to leap back.
She's gonna blow!
And blow, she did. The pretty little Som Som spewed watery gunk all over Teekon Woods.
He's never been so glad to see someone hurl so much, in his life. Before he could rejoice, before he could calm down, before he could even hug the beautiful sloppy wet chick, he saw a glint in her warm brown orbs. Fear? And the way she stared at El..Fear...was she scared of Elwood?

Before confusion overwhelmed him, his mind snapped him back into 'get her ass up and moving.'
So he did.

"C'mon, beautiful, let's get ya goin, up, up, up, now."

With those words, Ashton stood on her side, ready for her to lean on him. A brisk pace was needed for her, for he could feel the very cold that seeped her to her bones, right on the edge of his skin.

"El, let's get her to the infirmary. The moment we get her warm, I'm gonna have to check her vitals. But first things first, getting her there. "