Golden Moose

He suddenly realized how much trouble he was in. Luckily, he came up with a quick solution. Play stupid. "You can't eat me! I'm invincible! Just last night a big ol wolf with a foaming mouth and and wild eyes tried to eat me, but he only got a bite before he started shaking and I esc-" He stopped and his eyes grew wide, he fell to the log and begun to twitch, then convulse, then shake.

He forcible pushed saliva to his lips, then staggered up fake dazed, mouth foaming. With a growl, he launched himself straight at the wolf. Hopefully, his plan would work. Most people ran when they saw a rabid fox springing toward them, eyes rolling, but he wasn't sure about this one.