The Heartwood i would go most anywhere to feel.

this is fun :v Cara and fin should def thread again

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I was an angel"[/size]

[size=small]As amusing as the twist of their conversation had turned, the bad sitcom they had fallen in was, like all things, bound to come to an end. And of course, considering the absurdity of it all it was only logical for the gran finale to be as, if not more, ridiculous than all of it combined.
With her eyes suddenly widening in a caricaturesque manner she stared at the pretty Beta, her ears twisting self-conciously as she felt the underlying offensiveness with which she spoke back.
How the fuck was asking how she raised her thousand children implying she was a slut?
It wasn't as if --oh.
Yeah, it was exactly that, wasn't it?

Suddenly, as if caught in a cliché movie scene in which the protagonist stares directly at the camera and goes 'uh-oh', the Queen's lip quivered awkwardly. Finally the engines and wheels in her brain finally tweaking her reasoning according to what Finley had really been speaking of; and finally, with her front teeth still chewing pensively on her bottom lip Cara understood what an idiot she had been -- both of them really.
Now, the fact that they had been able hold a conversation while speaking of something entirely different was really a mystery.

It was then, as the last pieces of the puzzle clicked into place and Cara's mind replayed the entire dialogues this time from Finley's perspective, that the Queen's face shifted once again.
Not to awkwardness, or even embarrasment.
Instead, the usually serious leader of the Spine sported the most stupid grin that the universe had ever witnessed, followed by an even more stupid giggle that without her even intending it, escalated into a full out laughter attack.

"Aaaaaaand you're talking about dicks not kids... she squaked through a lamely repressed chuckle and a violent wiggle of her eyebrows.

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