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"Well... I will stick with the Had, since there are so many tales about hags and not one about a Had," Osprey stated, telling him that she was not going to change her mind. Having an "x-factor" in the story, such as two characters with weird names, made things all the more interesting and complicated. Then again - Osprey had never been a girl that chose the easy way.

"Once upon a time in a forest nearby lived something big and giant. It was tall, had six legs, tentacles for a tail, two horns and a third atop it's muzzle, big, round eyes and one hundred and one teeth in his big and wide mouth," she told. The words flowed faster than her mind could picture things, therefore she was pretty clueless of what this character actually looked like either. "Since it could speak only two words - HAAAAD and WIIIIIIG, then all of the creatures in that forest had named him Had-Wig," so far so good.

"He was a peaceful and harmless creature, despite the fact that the forest dwellers made fun of him or teased him sometimes. Despite his very odd appearance," she paused a little. At this point in the story her eyes had a distant look in them, as if she was seeing something Burke could not. It was true in a way - while her body was here, her mind was traveling the realms of her imagination. "However, it would not be a story, if everything went on just alright, would it? Because one day a stranger appeared in the forest," her smile turned into a grin.

"It was a wolf-like creature with horns and scales and claws - all scary and horrible, except for one thing. He had a bunny's tail," Burke had wanted to be in the story - here he was. In all his glory. "He had once been a regular wolf, but had a very stupid thing. He had offended a witch and - as witches do, when they are angry - she had turned him into a monster beyond recognition. And... since she had a bit of sense of humor, instead of giving him a matching scaly and horn covered tail, she put the fluffy one of a bunny's. So - even though there were people, who were scared of him at first, they always laughed and joked about his tail. And - even though the wolf once had had a decent name, now everyone - far and wide - knew that he was "Butt bunny" or "Bunny-butt". Unfortunate..."

"And this is, where the story kicks off - the Had-Wig and Butt bunny met one day by a stream, where one was fishing and the other was... scuba-diving," here she fell silent and looked at Burke. Your turn.