Big Salmon Lake No room for the weak or the timid

The stranger seemed unperturbed by the somewhat rude question and began to show off his various blue body parts rather shamelessly. "The fuck..." Peregrine muttered under his breath, eyes narrowing slightly. He'd never seen anything like it before. He couldn't decide if it was alarming... or cool.

He stared at the proffered paw, making no effort to return the bump. He knew what to do, he just wasn't interested in doing it. "Does this mean you have blue balls?" he blurted without really thinking.