Kintla Flatlands I hear my home callin'

HAHA! The last time I drank tequila, I fell asleep spread eagle on my front porch, then woke up and threw up in my garden. I also threw up into my own hands and kept wailing about it, much to Tyler's amusement. I don't drink tequila anymore. xP

Fox insisted she didn't care what her Alpha thought, then admitted the real reason for taking off so abruptly the last time. Peregrine's lips parted in a single, loud guffaw. In that moment, he suddenly became aware of how truly young she was. She couldn't have been much more than a year old. He could probably be her father. The thought made Peregrine blanch inwardly.

"Well, then you really earned your name, Lil' Weenie," Peregrine answered. "And it's not that I stopped getting it at all... it's just that your sense of humor is so incredibly imbecilic sometimes that I'd argue it's not humorous at all." Despite the mean nature of his words, the corners of his mouth crooked upward in a little smirk.