Herbalists' Cache Dude…Don't Be a Dick

The stranger continued to act strange, rising onto his paws and moving to circle the tree before hiding behind the tree trunk, only poking his nose around the side to probably keep an eye on him. Was this wolf afraid? Or was he really crazy? Did he actually want to have sex with the goddamn tree? Arion did not think he would like it, there wasn't really any hole he could stick his dick in. Probably either acting, or the golden stranger was actually mad.

Nevermind. Arion had the perfect idea that would benefit both of them greatly, in his mind at least. He would offer the stranger a deal, a fair one and if he accepted, all would go well, if he did not, well, all the chocolate warrior could say was things would get ugly. The tree the man wanted to fuck would be stained in his blood, but if he accepted, hopefully no blood will be spilt.

"How about a deal?" A mischievous smirk spread across the greek's maw. "If you fight me, I'll leave peacefully after the spar is over. A friendly one of course, so you won't be half dead while you fuck the tree. If you don't accept the deal, I'll still fight you anyways, but it will be a real one with blood and gore and all that shit."