The Heartwood You Got That, Kitten? [m]

"You've got quite a pair," she snorts upon seeing them, though the sound was far from derisive. More amused. When he proclaimed "this way" she shimmied on after him, a pit-pat beginning to fall from the sky. Leaves protected them from the first volley; wouldn't be long before they were weighed down and betrayed 'em, though.

But this dude pointed out a mushroom patch. His question was going to be met with one of her own, but she swallowed the words you're serious when he licked one right off the ground. She inspected the earth. Yes, one was definitely taken by his tongue. She turned and looked to his esophagus. Oh, shit, he was doing it. Now, he did it. Fuck.

Well, whatever. True to character, Tiger was trusting and licked one right off the ground, and swallowed it just as quickly. "Kay," she looks to him, and grins. Rain begins to fall now, leaves giving way as she knew they would. She whirls around and throws that ass in a circle, 'cos that's a thing, and still in her right mind--believe it or not--she said, "Come be my umbrella,"