The Bracken Woods born again

I am officially the worst. Thank's for being so patient!

Kael had continued to howl and thrash about, alternating lifting whichever foot was being assaulted at the moment. He grimaced and whined, hopping from paw to paw in hopes to alleviate the pain that was throbbing through all four of his legs at that moment. Although most of them were simple scrapes with little to no blood, they stung like a thousand million gazillion bees. He was so into his own pain that he only barely recognized a slur of foreign words as they pierced the winter air.

Nose wrinkled in just general discomfort, Kael swiveled his whole head to see one rather attractive female make her way over to him. Immediately, the pain dulled and it was like the light filtered through the treetop illuminated her body in the most of delectable ways. Despite what had just happened to him, he hobbled closer to her and flashed her a grin. "Hey baby!" He crooned in what he thought was pure macho suaveness, "Wanna lick my wounds and make them feel better?"