Blacktail Deer Plateau baby's first everything

Moments after being so expertly aimed, Pura deflated like a water balloon. The look of intense concentration eased as the pressure in his rectum did, until Dunk Perry was left with a relieved-looking whelp and an unsightly brown porridge that smelled like death.

Pura must have been feeling particularly charitable on his fourth day on earth, because he wriggled away rather than into the mess (a first, Hawkeye would no doubt tell her husband), and declared with a squeak that he was very much done and ready to be returned to his sisters.