Great Bear Wilderness We get to carry each other

ooc: this is, what I have in mind, when I think about Burke's daily shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmn12HszN8c :D

"You start your morning by doing a mighty yawn and a bit of a big, good-ol'-fashioned all consuming roar - so that everyone in the forest knows The Boss has awoken.

With that done, you go out and play a prank on an innocent, leaving them stuck chest deep in a pile of mud. Then you decide to take the swim in the same mudbath, because you know - that is the real secret behind the shiny and glossy fur you have. After all - you have an image to upkeep. 

You have a deer's leg for breakfast and some mice eyeballs to spice it up a little. Then you go around and steal a toy from a kid - you know, just because you can. Yet you don't need that toy, therefore you pee on it and leave it be. Everyone will know that it is yours anyway. 

Around mid-day you take nap and then in the afternoon and to the dusk the real fun begins. You prowl in the shadows and scare the lonely travellers to death, you lure them in the labyrinth of your forest and no one ever sees those strangers again. You play pranks and pull legs and yank the chains whenever possible. 

Yet, since no one lives forever and trades have to be passed on, the good part of the last hours of daylight are spent to teach the younger generation of being the..." there Osprey stopped and drew in a hefty breath - something had caught in her throat and she began coughing and sneezing violently. "F***ing mos-quito..." she said between the spells.