How the heck do I link an account??

Ok that's odd.  We've had some registrants so it's probably not anything with the overall system.

so you logged out, clicked register, and filled out the form.  And you see the guest header while doing so? The only other thing I can think of is maybe something is caching.  Try hard refreshing with control-f5 before you start filling in info maybe? :/ 

if if worst comes to worst we can always create the account for you! But I do wanna figure out why it's being odd to ya

Nothing is working!! I don't know what else to try.