Gilded Bay One too many

Well, this was far easier than anything else she'd ever done (hah!) before. She hadn't even had to talk to him like a normo. He took her "love" at face-value. All the other guys had wanted to "settle down" and "have kids" and "be in love." What a bunch of garbage. Chipmunk liked her freedom, thankyouverymuch. Even if she could pretend that she wanted those things (which she had done), it always ended in being disappointed with the outcome, and she'd move on to the next. Even if this one wasn't any different, she'd take advantage of him while she could. Maybe he was just as looney as she was.

"Well, my love, I've only been waiting for you--do not stop doing that," Chip replied, dropping the accent all together. He seemed to know what he was doing. Maybe he'd done this before, too. She had him in her grasp figuratively, and she had a good feeling she'd have him in her grasp literally quite soon.