Blacktail Deer Plateau girl power anthems

Oh my freaking god, ladies everywhere. No sooner had Junior started chanting than Ty joined her, both mangling his name in different ways. The former dared him to approach with a dominant stance and the latter actively invited play, scrambling the poor boy's brain with the pressure of so many decisions to make.

He copied Junior's stance, standing with his legs apart and head lowered, eyes flitting between the faces of both girls at the speed of a cat trying to keep its beady eyes on a laser pointer's oscillating dot. It was impossible decide. There were no leaves involved, so Ty might not start screaming straight away - she wasn't Saēna. But Junior presented a real challenge, and Pura wanted the top spot like everyone else.

There was only one way to have his cake and eat it too.

Without warning, the pup wheeled around and stuck his rump in the air, floating one damn fine air biscuit into the air with a wonderfully wet-sounding FRRRRSSSSPPRT! and an accompanying "EEEEHEEHEEHEE!"

Unfortunately, taking the time to laugh left his bum exposed for attack.