Falls of the Hinterlands NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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It was so predictable how all men fell for her. Guillotina saw he was already wrapped around her paw. He would stay that way too because Guillotina was an expert at insulting someone and keeping them down on the ground. It was ridiculous that he offered to drown again. She thought she might ask him to drown again but changed her mind. She was much more interested in being fed. Maybe he could get her food and be more useful to her than just providing a show without dinner.

As he stood in the water he asked if she knew how to swim. Of course she knew how to swim. Any wolf with a functioning brain knew how to swim. Make that anything with four legs knew how to swim. It was like, a given. If you only had one leg you might be fucked but four was more than enough to stay afloat. Especially when the water was only a foot deep and was really more of a puddle.

"Of course I know how to swim. I hope you're better at hunting than swimming. I'm really hungry. Do you think you could help a lady out and get me a meal?" She asked, pretending to be helpless. If he saw her as helpless maybe he would get her food. Guillotina had always been good at tricking people into doing stuff for her.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 05, 2018, 07:32 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 05, 2018, 07:49 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 05, 2018, 08:04 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 05, 2018, 08:22 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 05, 2018, 08:37 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 05, 2018, 09:23 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 05, 2018, 09:42 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 06, 2018, 12:31 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 06, 2018, 01:48 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 06, 2018, 03:39 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 06, 2018, 07:52 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 07, 2018, 10:14 AM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 07, 2018, 12:31 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 07, 2018, 02:05 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 07, 2018, 02:51 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 07, 2018, 05:21 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 08, 2018, 09:33 AM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 08, 2018, 01:06 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 10, 2018, 10:50 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 11, 2018, 12:37 PM
RE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - by Guillotina - June 11, 2018, 02:26 PM