The Floodlands itchy

There were big old puffs of red fluff. What the hell? That was so weird. Milton thought it was so weird that there were this big puffs just flying in the air. He wanted to follow them because he thought they might lead him to a magical fairy that would give him red puffs too. He thought he would look really cool with red puffs instead of brown ones. But he had gotten rid of his brown puffs a couple months ago.
 
The red puffs were not from a fairy. They were from a red wolf. Milton looked at the red wolf with his hot hot pink orbs. He blinked his hot hot pink orbs at her and he gave her a wolf smile. “Hi! Wow! Are you going to be bald? You’d look really funny.” It was true. She would look hilarious if she was bald. He wanted to see it. Maybe if she left the water she would be all pink and have no hair. He laughed.