Heron Lake Plateau Coo coo for cocoa puffs

@Owen or anyone wanting to be weirded out by a spazzing bird

Mimic fucking loved freedom. She didn't have to hear her humans coo at her, she didn't have to stay inside a cage and she didn't have to hear the question "Polly wanna cracker?" twenty four seven. It never mattered that she actually did in fact, want the cracker what mattered was they asked it all the damned time like she was supposed to stare them in the eye and be like "Why yes my good human owner, I would indeed like that cracker"

 So she'd flown the coop at the earliest opportunity and was now in some weird type of wilderness surrounded by howling dog beasts. She was tired though and so she flew down to the ground and scraped at it uncovering some real juicy larva and slurping them up. In about three seconds one managed to get hooked on the pointy part of her beak and instesd of lifting her foot and wiping it off, she began to flail her head back and forth, side to side and screech in a panicked fashion.