Heron Lake Plateau Coo coo for cocoa puffs

The damned larva was just stuck on there so good, even when she shook her head hard enough to make a metalhead jealous it stayed put. Ironically when she heard the adorable baby coo from behind her and threw her head backwards, the larva flew off her beak and smacked the puppy in the face. "Well Araaaaraah to you too small howly beast" she cooed and turned herself right side around. She walked in that high step weird cockatoo way over to him and leaned in real close, turning her face to the side and looking him in the eye with one of her own beady black ones. "Ya look like a baby doggy" she said and then because it was one of her "of the meds" days sang "How much is that doggyyyy in the window" while slowly reaching toward the pups ears and squawking "RUFF RUFF" and bursting into a bunch of laughter.