Barrow Fields love 'em and leave 'em

He'd thought his bachelor days were behind him; woe is he! Oh, how would Dingo ever survive without the sweet grace of this child — 

Nah, he's good.

The moment the other girl admitted with her agitated tone that she was the girl's mum, Dingo shut his trap. She threatened his precious bits and that was the last straw. The girl was cute, and her mom was a hottie too, but he was outnumbered and the vibe had gone all sour. Better luck next time.

Rather than lose his bits, he chose to take them somewhere else — maybe someone further along would appreciate him! He huffed, turned, and left without another word. Dingo out!