January 07, 2019, 01:59 PM
No, but, no ..he opened up his muzzle although words didn't slide out easily, instead it remained quiet. He wanted to say his objections when she mentioned that his question wasn't related to her biography. On the contrary: his question was the sole reason -- or so he thought -- that they met. If there was no adventure in her heart, no thirst for exploration and an urge to see the world there was a chance they would have never met. A chance that she would end up in her birth pack, feeling safe and comfortable but ignoring the fact that there was more out there. His 'but' eventually died out when she voiced a question of her own; one that made him think for a moment or two.
Epic remembered her comments about the Greek Gods and how they made fame and fortune in their tales by being imperfect. "Well there was this one time I was really scared of a big, bossy boar. He dominated the area and protected other juicy boards that I would want to eat for lunch, dinner or breakfast even. Trying to scare the boar away failed; hunter became the hunted. The only way I escaped was to pee. Pee everywhere to scare the boar away and show 'm who'se boss! However, the big boar chased me so I had to roll down in my pee, stinkin' like crazy. I think I've smelled of pee for days, maybe weeks even."
Epic wrickled his nose, hoping that he didn't smell like pee right now. For a few seconds he made a dirty facial expression while his tongue stuck out. Not being very original, but liking her question nonetheless, he added. "I hope I don't smell like pee right now. It was yuck, yuck, yuck. I think your question is too good not to fire back; spill the beans, what's the silliest thing you have ever done?"
Epic remembered her comments about the Greek Gods and how they made fame and fortune in their tales by being imperfect. "Well there was this one time I was really scared of a big, bossy boar. He dominated the area and protected other juicy boards that I would want to eat for lunch, dinner or breakfast even. Trying to scare the boar away failed; hunter became the hunted. The only way I escaped was to pee. Pee everywhere to scare the boar away and show 'm who'se boss! However, the big boar chased me so I had to roll down in my pee, stinkin' like crazy. I think I've smelled of pee for days, maybe weeks even."
Epic wrickled his nose, hoping that he didn't smell like pee right now. For a few seconds he made a dirty facial expression while his tongue stuck out. Not being very original, but liking her question nonetheless, he added. "I hope I don't smell like pee right now. It was yuck, yuck, yuck. I think your question is too good not to fire back; spill the beans, what's the silliest thing you have ever done?"
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ScoobyNatural - by Epic - December 29, 2018, 03:36 PM
RE: ScoobyNatural - by Wraen - December 30, 2018, 03:58 PM
RE: ScoobyNatural - by Epic - December 31, 2018, 01:59 PM
RE: ScoobyNatural - by Wraen - January 01, 2019, 03:19 PM
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RE: ScoobyNatural - by Wraen - January 06, 2019, 03:04 PM
RE: ScoobyNatural - by Epic - January 07, 2019, 01:59 PM
RE: ScoobyNatural - by Wraen - January 08, 2019, 02:45 PM
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RE: ScoobyNatural - by Wraen - January 09, 2019, 02:34 PM
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