Tuktu Weir more like tuktu weirD amirite

Normally he'd hold his tongue and continue on his way never to give the older man a second a thought. However the freedom he currently held presented him with a rare opportunity of being himself without having to truly worry about the repercussions of his choices. "I'd like a four course meal and a nice back massage but you don't really look like the type to cater." 

One might believe his words were genuine if only they held an once of emotion within them. But, alas, they did not and any playfulness that might have been intend was lost in stoicism and insensitivity. "I never knew saying hello was such a crime. I would not have interrupted had I been aware."