Cedar Sweep take my advice - i'm not using it

Imagine Sanguinus' surprise when he woke to find the uncharted depths of the ocean staring back at him in the form of a single unlit gemstone eye. To say the least it caught him off guard and while still stuck in a post-slumber drunken mess, the dazed male had forgotten his whereabouts and shot upwards only to result in a forceful  w h a c k  against the dome of his head. 

He quickly slumped downwards as a hiss slithered from his velvety lips, the embarrassment of the whole situation not yet striking him as he drew his attention upwards towards the freckled stranger. "Can I help you?" he asked sluggishly, head throbbing as he struggled to fight the heavy-eyed pressure against his eyelids - a battle he was slowly loosing yet knew he should not fail at.