Seaside Moors i got your girl on the back going tandem

"Deadass," he replied and Bat gave him a look before doing exactly what he feared: she pounced him. Mindful of his ankle (and her own aches and pains), she slung her banded forelegs around his neck and gave him a big, wet smooch on the cheek. Her tail wagged a mile a minute, her whole body wriggling with the force of its movement.

But then her head fell forward into his neck and she stilled, although her embrace didn't loosen. She had been dreaming of this moment practically her whole life and she was overwhelmed. Bat clutched at Tegan as she rode out the overpowering feelings, her face hidden in his silver fur until she finally drew back a little and took a breath.

"I love you, Tegan," she murmured close to his ear, "with my whole ass." Gently, she shoved away from him, just so she could lock eyes with him, her own twinkling. "And there's no dick more qualified," she added, wondering if he was having déjà vu yet. "Please tell me your ankle isn't going to cockblock us."