Stavanger Bay Castles in the sand,

It was like talking to a brick wall. She was seriously pretty, there was no going around that - but man was she boring to talk to. Shoot, his back might start to hurt after a while if he had to keep carrying this conversation the way he has been. Oh shit, that means you're married doesn't it? Don't know where he came to that conclusion, but he did. Leaders ruling side by side and one being a king, it meant she had to be his mate.

Well damn, no wonder she wasn't interested in him.

She was damn salty enough to fit the titles given, however.