Blacktail Deer Plateau Wildfire

Her news was so ridiculous compared to his own, he could've found the relative immaturity absurd. Instead, Peregrine burst out with a laugh. He might be three years old, an Alpha male and a father, yet he would never be too old for good, old-fashioned toilet humor.

"Oh, yeah? Who's that?" he wondered with genuine interest. Then something occurred to him and he quirked a brow and added, "And how did it come about, exactly...?" Had someone been inspecting his wife's derrière?