Northstar Vale it's oh so quiet

Saleem took approximately two strides before he tripped over a fallen log and catastrophically crashed into the ground. It was not a pretty sight, and he had managed to fall directly into a pile of warm, fresh dung. Now he was absolutely covered in feces. If anybody wasn't going to be kissed anytime soon, it was Saleem. I think I'm gonna be si— and then he retched several times before topping off the horrid smell with a pile of his own vomit added to the mix.