Qeya River i'll pretend being with you doesn't feel like drowning

One sibling practically vibrated with indignation. Another gave a self-satisfied toot. Bryony, meanwhile, maintained her status as a "good baby." In fact, she was so perfectly peaceful and inoffensive that one had to squint to make sure she was even still breathing.

Wait... is she... ?

Her tiny nose began to twitch in her sleep as her brother's fart hit her, and if infants could grimace she would've.

Oh, thank goodness.

Angel Bryony remained asleep.