Emberwood every oyster

Sister thread? @Victoria Daddy-bae always welcome.

The girls were over a month old, and development had reached warp speed. They were sailing through milestones – and putting their parents through it.

Sophia understood now that the purpose of ManGuy (or daddy, if he was good), was a) fun and b) boundaries, and the never-ending testing of them, which often also fell under a). Today, she and her sister were pushing his buttons by speeding out of the den at every given opportunity, cackling with manic baby laughter.

@Cambria sealed his fate when he, upon his daughter's third jailbreak, gently tossed Sophia back against her mother instead of placing her there. Funner fun had never been funned on planet earth. Sophia bounced off Odessia's warm belly and ran screaming from the den, tongue hanging out of the widest of smiles.