Redhawk Caldera The hanging tree

"You do look a bit like a giant penis," Peregrine retorted with a squint, his lips pressing together to hold in the laugh threatening to burst out from inside him. Her next query broke the dam, though, and he guffawed very loudly. He didn't actually make the connection between the word dude and Ashton, though the term dude-fool really tickled his funny bone.

"I am a dude-fool but what does that have to do with anything? Come at me, you giant walking meat popsicle!" He wiggled his bum in the air, his black tail waving like a giant crow's feather.