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If she had been in her right mind, Junior might have realized that it was a reasonable trade-off and that, in fact, it was a win-win situation for her. But she was feverish, so her stubborn and irrational sides would win out over reason.

"Didn't you hear me? I'm a watertarian. I don't eat no meat." She turned her nose up at it. In fact, Junior went so far as to shuffle around to face the rear of the den, literally turning her back on Finley, their guest and his offering of meat.