a very merry twisted Valentine!

They weren't weird, the world obviously was. She began to notice how green bushes looked like tasty bunnies and she could have sworn the nearby tree laughed out loud when the wind brushed by the branches. However, she knew while even being in candy la-la land, there was no tree who would dare to challenge her into a weirdness duel. Whatever that was.

Kid spoke and her ears swivelled in his direction. Suddenly her golden eyes brimmed with excitement when he said he shared the fact that he had licked a lamppost and then some. "No way, hosay!" Warhead said in disbelief as she awed at him for a second or two. "Really really?" She added an excited moment later, before looking at him. "You must teach me. I'm a licked-my-lamppost-virgin." And with virgin she obviously meant rookie, having never licked a lamppost before -- whatever it actually was? She had no idea!

Impulsive and without having any patience, she added. "Teach.me.right.now!"