Neverwinter Forest Clean & Jerk

Um yes. So. So much fun. I'm still laughing. 

Oh thank god. She couldn't have released him soon enough. He lifted a paw, rubbing at his muzzle. The places where her teeth had claimed his nose itched and he prayed to the high heavens she didn't have some kind of mouth herpes that was saliva contagious. That would put a serious dent in his A-game. He didn't want to have to start with that. "Hey. I have mouth herpes. Let me do you," just didn't have the right ring to it.

Sometime during his nose itching, she'd started to circle him. Kero sat down, allowing himself better balance as he hooked a paw over his muzzle and kept scratching. Deciding he'd be better off not giving into the itch, he forced his foot back to the ground and kept wrinkling his nose. If he could itch it this way, maybe he'd be better off. 

"You're ugly," he said back as she spoke. "Your voice is hot, but your face is ugly." There. If she'd ascertained him as something, he could return the favor. "I'd do you in the dark." Actually, he'd still do her now, but he had this kind of feeling like she was the kind of woman who liked to be on top and he was having trouble visualizing how that might work given their anatomy. Maybe she knew. "Can we have sex now?"