Redtail Rise I own a washing machine now but I still hoard quarters like they are rare gems

Although Reek's surprise seemed genuine enough, Smash considered it all a part of the running gag. Anyway, he recovered swiftly and seemed eager for her to make good on her promise to get in some practice. Smash cackled at him. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into, do you? her orange eyes seemed to say. That could go for her and his actual future offspring.

"Okay, okay," she readily agreed, then immediately cleared her throat and began to whine in his ear, "Dad? Dad? Dad? Hey, dad? Daaad! I'm bored. Daaad! I'm hungry. DAD! I HATE YOU!" Smash wiggled her brows, keeping pace with Reek as they neared the stream, though all of her attention remained fixed upon his homely face to see how she was doing.