Is there a random events account?

I want to hammer out the rules 100% prior to releasing the account. I'll put a blurb on obtaining access in the profile!

Guidelines for using The Narrator account:
1. You must identify yourself (pref. via tag) in every single post you make.
2. You must post a new thread vs. respond to an existing thread.
3. You may use the account for random events or as a prey bot. Other uses are OK, though you are subject to the same rules as if you were posting with your own character(s).
4. Abuse of the account subjects your other account(s) to warnings and/or bans.

Did I miss anything?