Haunted Wood Does a bear shit in the woods?

Hiya! Don't mind Perry...

The only creature that came calling was an owl. Good, he thought, leering off into the trees and momentarily ignoring the bird. You'd better be gone. Peregrine stamped his feet like an impatient bull, though he froze when a birdie voice disrupted his thoughts.

"What?" he blurted, always taken off guard when animals outside his species tried conversing with him. "Why don't you come down here so I can eat you," he suggested, rather than offer his name as requested.