October 15, 2015, 01:58 PM
He quirked a brow at the deadpan reply. He wondered if birds knew about sarcasm. Maybe there was a reason "birdbrain" was an insult? Peregrine was pondering this when she asked if she was trespassing. His brow rose even more. If wolves suddenly worried about birds in their territories, they would go mad trying to keep them out. It was absurd.
"No, it's just my bathroom." He sneered (not directed at her), then a thought struck him. "There are some wolves trying to make a home in this area. If you agree to attack them and otherwise give them hell, I'll give you mice. How about three per attack? I'll bump it up to a full rabbit if you manage to kill one. How sharp are those talons?" Peregrine inquired, squaring up to negotiate payment and details.
"No, it's just my bathroom." He sneered (not directed at her), then a thought struck him. "There are some wolves trying to make a home in this area. If you agree to attack them and otherwise give them hell, I'll give you mice. How about three per attack? I'll bump it up to a full rabbit if you manage to kill one. How sharp are those talons?" Peregrine inquired, squaring up to negotiate payment and details.
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Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Peregrine Redhawk - October 15, 2015, 10:37 AM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Vulpine - October 15, 2015, 11:32 AM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Peregrine Redhawk - October 15, 2015, 01:15 PM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Vulpine - October 15, 2015, 01:41 PM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Peregrine Redhawk - October 15, 2015, 01:58 PM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Vulpine - October 15, 2015, 02:12 PM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Peregrine Redhawk - October 15, 2015, 02:15 PM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Vulpine - October 15, 2015, 02:43 PM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Peregrine Redhawk - October 18, 2015, 11:59 AM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Vulpine - October 23, 2015, 09:13 PM
RE: Does a bear shit in the woods? - by Peregrine Redhawk - October 25, 2015, 03:08 PM