Redhawk Caldera Heart of a dog

The subordinate's effort to flip the joke took Peregrine by surprise. He huffed. "No, that doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as smoothly," he scoffed. "How about you junk the kingly speech and just talk like a normal dude?" In response to the idea of being called Sir P, he made a motion with his good paw that somehow conveyed, Fuck all that. "And call me Perry."

"You know," the Alpha drawled smoothly in the next breath, "I actually forget your name entirely. But don't tell me!" he said hastily. "Let me guess." He hemmed and hawed for a moment, then his jade eyes brightened (blind one included). "It's Assmode, isn't it?"