Fox's Glade so fresh so clean

For all his chatter and shade-throwing, Vihaan was a total pushover. Literally.

As soon as Sriracha turned on him and began to grapple and pull him down, Vee buckled. He put up a bit of a fight, the way a fish might flip and flop when removed from its element, but in the end he was sent directly in to the dirt. His shit-talking was rewarded by a nice mouthful of moss, dirt, and probably rabbit poop if we're being totally honest.

Ayy, ayyy! I give! Uncle - He squirmed and begged until he was let free, and then lay in the dirt and sputtered, clearing the spaces between his pearly whites with his tongue; except that just turned the dirt to mud and made him grin look extra dank. Mmkay, so you ain't illegal. Got it. But why are you here, dude? Looks like every other place I've ever 'ventured, ya know?

Because Vihaan was a World Renowned Explorer, or some shit, right? Cue eye-roll.