Blacktail Deer Plateau disco fries

LOL, SOCUTE. Shall we wrap this up? :)

Atticus was having a blast with his crazy, wild, rampant little niece. She was such a savage little thing! But then, he felt the sensation of warm liquid coursing over his belly and running down his sides and the unmistakeable scent of urine wafted up to his nose. It was kind of gross and he wrinkled his nose a bit, but otherwise couldn't help grinning. "I've been pissed off before, but I've never been pissed on," he said to her, tousling the fuzz on her head as Perry came and pulled her off of him. "Y'got me pretty good there, little beastie," he told her as he pulled himself upright again, resisting the urge to shake out his wet fur (he didn't think it'd be a good idea to send piss flying in all directions, after all). Grinning at Perry and giving the little monster a kiss on the head, he bade his brother farewell -- "I'm gonna go wash up, bro. Call me if you need anything." -- and headed out to find the nearest creek.