Redhawk Caldera Any chapped-ass monkey with a keyboard can poop out a beginning.

Orca began to cry, whimpering loudly as she was enveloped by the smell of her own poot. Towhee suddenly vanished, though only briefly; a few seconds later, her sister was back, and Orca received a lick on the head from the adult to soothe her. She quieted and made a sound resembling a gentle purr as her happiness meter refilled.

Her contentment was short-lived, however, as Towhee promptly tried to fit Orca's entire muzzle in her mouth. Rather than try to get away, Orca parted her lips and stuck out her tongue -- effectively licking her sister's gums in what was perhaps the weirdest kiss of all time.